Frankie: The Original Ghost
Status: Probably living in a dryer.
It’s been over a year. The memory of his crisp white socks is the only thing keeping the Baltimore streetlights glowing.
Patricia: The New Tragedy
No Photo On File
(She was always the one taking the photos)
Patricia vanished during a craft emergency. She left behind a glue gun that was still warm and a half-knitted sweater for a cat she doesn't even own.
The State of TheCraftyCub
Emotional Support Center
TheCraftyCub is currently crying in the laundry room. Click to sob with him:
- Hydration Status: 98% Gatorade, 2% Hope.
- Sleeping Arrangements: Currently residing in a kiddie pool to mitigate the "puddles of sadness."
- The Yarn Crisis: He has started knitting a replacement Patricia out of leftover lint. It is not going well.
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